American, Frenchman and Ukrainian are captured by savage tribe after shipwreck.
- We don't eat people anymore, - says the chieftain, - so you have a choice. Eat 10 kilo of salt, get fucked by 10 our mightiest warriors, or pay 10k bucks. And then we set you free, as we are civilized now.
American does not know how much 10 kilo is, and thinks that 10 mighty warriors is too much, so he pays 10k bucks.
Frenchman exactly knows how much 10 kilo is, and he has only euro. Luckily, he is gay.
Ukrainian first asks to be fucked. Halfway in, he backs out, and asks for salt. One kilo in, he backs out and asks for fuck.
After 9 kilo and 9 warriors, he says "I can't anymore. Here is your 10k and fuck you".
While explaining a joke is a bad taste, I should point out how masterfully this joke captures:
- Ukrainian unwillingness to pay.
- Ukrainian willingness to explore the worst options before accepting the best one if they don't like it.
