What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs

How does a dog stop a video? It presses the paws button!

Never love anyone who treats you like youre ordinary ❤️

Why do men always forget to say "I value your contributions"? Because they don't see the importance of teamwork.

What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

Why do men always want to be the hero? Because they think it's the only way to prove their worth.