Why do men always forget to say "I admire your strength"? Because they don't want to seem weak.

What do you call a man who can't fix anything? Single.

Why are men like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

Why do men always want to be the fixer? So they can feel useful.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch. 🤔

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My hands are tied. 🤔

Why do men always interrupt women? Because they think their opinion is more important.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none

Why do men always want to be the one making the decisions? So they can feel like they're in control.

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Why do men always forget to listen? Because they're too busy thinking about what they're going to say next.

Why do men like fast cars? Because they can't go fast in bed.

Why do men always forget to take out the trash? Because they have selective memory.

Why do men always want to wear the pants in the relationship? Because they want to be the boss.