Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it

Why do men always want to be the alpha male? Because they think it's a jungle out there.

Only two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity, and Im not sure about the former

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Imagination rules the world

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Why did the man cross the road? To get away from his wife's nagging.

Why do men always forget to do the laundry? Because they think it will magically get done.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. 🤔