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Why do men always forget to tell us where they're going? Because they don't want us to worry.

Why do men always want to be the center of attention? Because they like feeling important.

Why do men always forget to say "I'll be patient with you"? Because they want instant gratification.

Why do men always want to be the life of the party? So they can show off.

Why do men always forget our birthdays? Because they're too busy thinking about themselves.

You know youre in love when you cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams

Why do men always forget to show affection? Because they think it's not manly.

My husband asked me if I wanted to hear a joke about construction. I said, "Sure, I'm all ears." He said, "Well, they're building a new bridge nearby, but I'm not sure if it's gonna hold up."

Why do men always forget to say "I love you"? Because they think their actions speak louder than words.

Why did the Irish woman bring a ladder to the bar? Because she wanted to raise the bar on her night out.

Love is delusion that one woman differs from another

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Why do men always forget to say "I respect you"? Because they don't understand the concept.

Why don't women need maps? Because everywhere they go, their GPS tells them to turn left.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

I asked my Irish husband if he could help me with the groceries. He said, "Sorry, I'm on a potato-only diet."

Why do men always forget to say "I'll be honest with you"? Because they want to avoid conflict.

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